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It's D-Day.
Yep the seminar's today guys, wish me luck! And thanks again to everybody who listened to my boring slides!
Title: Inuyasha Meets Shimiko Return of a Deathly Angel, Inuyasha Meets Shimiko Full Version (WTF?)
Perpetrator:Da Who (I think The Who would like to have some words with you. Did I say words? I meant bullets.)
Series:Inu Yasha
Summary:All of it is inside! Please read and review! What a misnomer. *SNICKER* All of the story is in the OTHER fic. This is the full version of Inuyasha Meets Shimiko. In this one, Kagome is really evil and outofcharacter. You know, putting that in the summmary doesn't mean you can get away with it. *loads the magnum of destruction*
Rating:NUCLEAR
Offences:one of these things is not like the others, FUCKING MARY SUE, OOC, this is just a monstrosity.
Blasphemy Breakdown:
1. So there I was, sitting in front of a computer in the library. Procrastinating as usual, I decide to fire up the old Pit and investigate today's tragedies when this crap decides to slap me in the face. You see the first fic isn't a fic. It's a summary for a sequel (at least that's what I THINK this is supposed to be) to the second fic. WTF? YOU DO NOT POST SUMMARIES ON THE PIT WITH NOTHING ATTACHED. I really don't care about a forthcoming fic, and this is the equivalent of spam.
The other possibility is that the second fic is what the first one was describing. You may think no one could possibly be that stupid, but this girl can't even figure out how to add chapters. *HEADDESK*
2. Her name is Shimiko and here's a brief description:
She was beautiful.
She had dark brown hair sashaying down her back, and two slightly lighter brown cat ears on the top of her head. Her eyes were a beautiful icy-white, with cat-like pupils. A long light brown tail poked out from behind her, the same shade as her ears. Her chest was quite large, and she had light pink lips. She bared her fangs. Perfect white teeth. She was wearing a dark blue haori, very similar to Inuyasha. On both of her sides were twin blades with blue sheaths.
Remember guys, she's GORGEOUS and has HUGE BOOBS!111! Anyway, we all know what's going to happen, and I think Inu Yasha may as well bend over and kiss his ass goodbye right here and now. There's one part where everyone gets to see her naked too, and of course OMG FIGHT OVER SUE!!111! Kill me.
3. Kagome's turned into a huge bitch which everyone hates, and eventually she's even leaves the group. Even though the ficcer warned us, you know what? IT'S STILL FUCKING WRONG.
4. So the sue is taken into the group, everyone loves her and she's perfect in everyway, blah, blah, blah. There insta-trust as well as a mound of insta-love being slung around here so I suggest you watch out for shrapnel. Tread lightly, and I do mean lightly.
Notes:Someone needs to CHILL.
Link:To read the whole fics go here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689904/1/In
Sample:
“… Something’s not right.” Inuyasha said suddenly. He sniffed the air.
“I feel it too.” “MIROKU?! What are you doing here?!”
“I sensed danger.” “Yeah, right. You just wanted to see Shimiko naked.” “I admit nothing.” “Shut up and follow me. Lecher…” Inuyasha ran ahead to the hot springs, following Shimiko’s scent.
“Koga!” he yelled as he came to the hot springs. “And… Sesshomaru?” both Koga and Sesshomaru were standing by the hot springs. Kagome was no where in sight. Shimiko was sleeping in the water, her chest dangerously close to being exposed.
“Where’s Kagome?” demanded Koga. Neither he nor Sesshomaru had seen Shimiko- yet.
“How should I know? She should be here at the hot springs with Shimiko!” yelled Inuyasha, immediately regretting saying her name.
“Who?” asked Koga curiously, looking around, finally finding Shimiko. “Her?” he stammered. Shimiko started to wake up. She stretched, not knowing anyone was there, fully exposing her chest. Everyone’s except Shimiko’s eyes went wide, even Sesshomaru.
“Shimiko?” squeaked Inuyasha. Shimiko looked up, still not noticing anyone else. Apparently she thought she was dressed, because she stood up.
“Hi, Inuyasha! What are you doing here?” she chirped. Miroku fell over. Inuyasha looked up, Sesshomaru respectfully averted his gaze and left, but Koga remained staring. (A/N- Sesshomaru is a respectful guy, right?)
“Um, Shimiko…” started Inuyasha. Shimiko looked down and sat down quickly with a little ‘eep!’ “Why didn’t you tell me?” she asked Inuyasha furiously. Meanwhile, Kagome was behind a tree, enjoying her embarrassment. But the next thing she saw infuriated her.
Inuyasha’s nose was beginning to bleed. And another male problem was clearly noticeable.
“Alright, mutt,” started Koga, “I’ve decided. I will take this girl- no woman- as my mate, you can have Kagome.”
“No…way…” growled Inuyasha. He was pissed. So was Kagome. No one wanted her. She decided to stoop as low as she could get. Face it, she was desperate. Desperate enough to parade around naked. She was going to play the innocent act, though.
Kagome got undressed and walked out of the trees. “Eep! Inuyasha, Koga, I didn’t know you were here!” she yelled, diving for the water.
“Kagome,” said Inuyasha, “Yes, Inuyasha?” replied Kagome hopefully. “Get dressed. No one will look at you. Just, go.” Kagome looked at him, furious, mad enough to kill.
“Well, mutt, go away. Shimiko is mine.” Snorted Koga.
“EXCUSE ME! But don’t I have a say in this?” asked Shimiko.
“Shut up and come with me.” Growled Koga. Shimiko was about to say something smart when Koga grabbed her. “Let me go!” she yelled, struggling. “No, you’re mine!”
Shimiko’s eyes glowed red. “I am NO ONE’S!” she screamed, waking up Miroku, who fell down again, considering she was still buck naked. Shimiko kicked Koga in the happy-place and he fell in pain. Quick as a flash, she had her clothes on again, arrows and bow on her back, hand knife in her mouth, and twin swords in her hands.
“Say I’m yours again, I dare you!” she growled. This wasn’t a regular growl; this was a threatening growl, one with fury and anger in it. Koga dared. He said it again.
Shimiko lunged at him, but he was quick, too quick. He grabbed the hand knife from her teeth and stabbed her in the side with it, hard. She didn’t scream out, like Kagome would’ve, merely winced and continued battling.
Inuyasha was about to interfere, when Miroku woke up and stopped him. “She’ll be fine.” He said quietly.
Kagome was even angrier. She should be the one in trouble. She should be the one Inuyasha would try to save. So she decided to interfere. She grabbed a fallen arrow from Shimiko’s arrow holder place, got as close as she could to her, and stabbed it deep into her side, right where the knife had hit her. This time she screamed, and fell to the ground.
“Shimiko!” yelled out Inuyasha, and ran to her side. Miroku followed. Her wound is deep, but she’ll heal.” Murmured Miroku. Inuyasha turned angrily to Kagome.
“Kagome, how could you?!” he said. “You need to love me,” yelled Kagome, “Not her!”
“KAGOME! I DID, BUT I DON’T ANYMORE! AND I NEVER WILL AGAIN! JUST LEAVE US ALL ALONE!!” Miroku added quietly, “Yes, Kagome, I do think you should go now.”
“Fine!” she screamed. “Koga, you’ll take me in, right?” “No, Kagome. As much as I used to love you, I could never love a killer.” He answered.
